Hooking up with humans is tricky. Have you ever considered seeing a cephalopod? Even if he's currently working as a cashier to pay the bills, Squidward is one of the most artistic, expressive people in Bikini Bottom. He's destined to impress you with his clarinet solos, hand-painted self-portraits, and tastefully-decorated home. Your Squiddybear is one classy guy... and he'd much rather spend time with you than with SpongeBob. Squidward's sarcastic wit may seem abrasive at times, but once you get to know him, you'll realize he's just trying to avoid getting hurt. After you've been dating a while, he'll open up and share his hopes and dreams -- and you won't be able to keep your tentacles off him!
...I broke my hair. Did you know you can like, break hair? Not snap in half, it's fine lengthwise, it's just... broken. Haha! No, well... I don't know. I tried to bleach it and dye it pink and blue last night and it just sort of turned out... interesting. I'm going to try and tone it in a little bit and see if that helps... eek! This is a before picture... See below for the after. Ayee! The blue turned out really really dark and the pink turned purple, and they all ran together. Oh well! Hair grows back... right? Hm... were you slightly curious as to what my natural hair color is? Me too, actually. I shall show thee! Wow, that was a long time ago. I think I was in grade 11, so... two years ago? I had some sort of undercut so the hair on the sides of my head was only about an inch or two long. Breezy!
Anyways. Uh... something interesting for you folks who really don't give a shit about my hair... Misha's Product Comparison! *dun dun dun* When I dyed my hair last night, I used two different types of semi-permanent color. Manic Panic's Divine Wine, and Punky Color's Turquoise. I left them both in for the same amount of time, and my hair was a couple shades off of platinum when I started. I found that the Punky Color was a lot more thick than the Manic Panic, and it smelled much better (think grape juice compared to crayons?). Right now they're both the same intensity, but during clean up, the turquoise came off the counters, walls and floors & my hands pretty well, while there is pink stained absolutely EVERYWHERE. I had to scrub with steel wool to get it off of the laundry sink, and there's some on some painted surfaces that just won't come off. Super annoying! So, I will let you know how it goes- with fading and all.
Oh my goodness! It is summertime! And I've been staying true to what I've been saying all year- enjoying my summer as much as I possibly can, because it will be over before I know it. And spending a year with what if's and should haves is like, totally lame. So, I've been living in a motorhome on a pleasant little island, and oh my, I LOVE IT. I work at a marina resort doing housekeeping, and it is such a kickass job! I get to interact with so many interesting people, and the owners are super sweet, and best of all... I can wear whatever I want. YEAH! I'm really busy all the time, and I feel awful and wish I had more time to blog... But between work, hitchhiking around the island, visitng friends, going to the beach, lake, and taking two ferrys to get back to my hometown... ayee! I'm a busy bee. I will try and set some blog time apart though! Anyways... I have been having just too much fun! On Canada Day (July 1st), my two friends came over to visit me on my island. We made delicious dinner and went to a bay, where lots of people came to celebrate and watch the oh so distant fireworks... it was so great! I met lots of neat people and wore a really cute gold vintage dress... unfortunatly I didn't get to take any pictures of my outfit, but I will once I get back to my island! All I have is one picture... I think it describes my night perfectly. I laugh so hard every time I see it! Oh, goodness. Well, I hope everyone else is having an amazing summer as well! I know I sure am! ♥~ Mishaaaa
First off, I would like to sincerely apologize for my lack up updates as of late! I just got a job on a lovely island a couple of hours away from my house, and I've been trying to figure out where I am going to stay or live or whatnot. It's been very hectic! I'm at a friend of a friend of mines, temporarily, and all I have to do is not make a mess and do his dishes. Pretty good deal, I think! Anyways, yeah, so I'm on this beautiful island off the coast of British Columbia. It's fairly small, and the people here are very friendly. Since the place I work at is at least a 20 minute drive away, I either have to haul ass bicycling or hitchhike, which isn't too bad. I might be bringing over a motorhome to live in, or I'll find a room or house to rent... either way, I'll find something. I'll probably only be here for the summer anyways!There's a community dance tonight, I might end up going and mingling, and I could bring my camera... Here's a link to my facebook album so far, and a couple pictures from my journey...
This is what happens when people sneak up on me with cameras. Not pretty. Hehe! ♥ Mishaaaa|
IT'S SO HOT OMGWTFBBQ... I made a video. I don't know why, but it's always super fun for me to be able to put a voice to a face! So here's my voice! OH MY GOODNESS, do I really sounds like that? Odd... So that's me. And scary eyeshadow. I didn't put on any mascara because I plan on going swimming in a bit, but.... oh god... wow. Haha! At least it kind of goes with my shirt... er... Yeah. So what do you think? Would you be interested in more wonderful videos? Or should I just stick to writing? And I know you can barely hear it, but the link to the dj set I'm listening to in the background is: W.A.X. - Earwax 2005 Enjoy, mis amigos! Have a wonderful day! ♥, MEeEee~ p.s. HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GAWD I MAKE SOME HILARIOUS FACES....
It's so so so hot out! Finally, I'm so stoked. So, my lovelies, I just wanted to share some of my current favorite things with you! <3
Bud Lite Lime - Usually I go for stronger beers, around 8%, so I can get wasted quicker and cheaper. But these, which my mommy actually discovered, are amazingly delicious. They're light tasting with a hint of lime, and they're perfect for relaxing in your yard with some tunes, friends and sunshine. Yumm. Refreshing without being too watery!
Mat the Alien - One of my current favorite DJ's, Mat the Alien hails from Whistler, BC, which is surprisingly close to me. He's amazing, and mixes so many genres of music together into one giant muddle of awesome. There's dub step, drum and bass, different types of house, and even some oldies! You can listen to and download my favorite set here. It gets really bumpin after the first 20 minutes!
My Gwen Stefani Perfume - Do you love coconut? I sure do. Which is why I am absolutely obsessed with this smell. It's sweet and summery with hints of "Mandarin, Coconut, Apple Skin, Jasmine Sambac, Freesia, Magnolia, Coconut Cream, White Sandalwood, and Cottonwoods." It's definitely divine, except after a long night of Malibu Coconut Rum shots. Then it makes me want to die. I paid $50 for one ounce at Shoppers, which is more than I'd usually pay for perfume, but it's worth it... I think? I could always just douse myself in Malibu...
Cheap Flip-Flops - Seriously, it just wouldn't be my summer without them. Due to my disgusting lack of sandals (flats just don't cut it!), I dashed to my local Superstore and got a pair of olive green flip-flops for four dollars. Wow. At that price, I don't care that they're likely to break in about a month! I can just buy more! Oh goodie!
Sushi- zomgyumyumyum. When it gets to be this warm out, I have no appetite whatsoever. It seems like all I can eat is potato salad and sushi (Which is fine by me!). In my town we have this great little place called Katie's Rice Box, where you can get fresh-made sushi by actual Japanese people for under five dollars... It's wonderful! I eat there all the time. My favorite things are Sunomono Salad (clear noodles in sweet rice vinegar with nori, cucumber & shrimp), BBQ Eel & Cucumber Roll, Inari (some sort of delicious rice-filled pouch) and to drink,Calpico (also I have no clue what it is, but it's delicious!)
And finally, I am super duper stoked that I finally got a new bike! Well, it's from the thrift store and looks like it's from the early 1980's, so it's not that new, but it's new to me... and I spray painted it today so it looks uber spiff! It's a "vintage" (aka. ancient) woman's Norco Bush Pilot and it was only ten dollars! All it needs is a bell and a new seat, and I'll be riding it all over town. Since I can't quite drive yet (SOON! I SWEAR!), any mode of self-transportation is welcome. Mmm. I want to ride my bicycleeee, I want to ride my biiiike~ What are your favorite things this summer? I'd love to hear from you!♥ Meeeee~
